Meow or hisssss? Va-va-voom or crash and burn?
The world premiere of Return of the King.
My sister used to hang around with this guy who was pretty annoying and ridiculous and one time came to our house in the middle of the night, threw up all over our sofa and then fell asleep. So today I asked her why she was ever even friends with him.
And she said, “When we first met he’d just finished reading Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets and he told me he didn’t understand why the hare of slytherin was slithering around the chamber and not hopping. It was the best thing I’d ever heard.”